Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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