Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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