Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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