Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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