come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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