I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
