I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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