So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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