This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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