Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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