hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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