No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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