yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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