He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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