I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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