I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She just used a chaser for red wine.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Randomize
