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(281): View more from Texas

I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent

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(614): View more from Ohio

So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night

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(330): View more from Ohio

My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob

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(936): View more from Texas

im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.

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(650): View more from California

And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since

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(315): View more from New York

so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.

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(949): View more from California

Just try and act like you're sober

(1-949): View more from California

I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots

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