ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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