The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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