I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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