Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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