Her vagina should come with caution tape.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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