i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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