You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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