It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
