No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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