You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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