Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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