She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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