I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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