Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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