This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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