it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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