Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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