Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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