I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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