Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
we should paint friendship bongs
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