Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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