Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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