My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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