we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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