do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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