I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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