I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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