So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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