Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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