Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
The air taste purple.
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