i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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