Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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