He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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