Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
it was like eating out sand paper
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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