if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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