I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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